uptime mongers — terms, privacy, refunds

Terms of service

uptime mongers is a simple service, so the terms are short on purpose. The following applies:

uptime mongers is a monitoring service provided by Miazine Systems, a sole proprietorship owned by Kirill Miazine.
The service is provided on a best-effort basis, without any explicit warranties or promises. It may go down or be prevented from executing checks due to networking issues; restoring service is a high priority.
The service is provided in the hope that it will be useful and improve reliability, but it must not be relied upon as the sole monitoring system for anything critical.
The service features and functionality may change without notice, although breaking changes will be avoided as much as possible.
Some parts of the service depend on third parties (ntfy.sh push alerts, Tor connections, Mullvad exit nodes). These third-party services may be inaccessible even when uptime mongers itself is up.
You may only use the service for lawful purposes and to monitor authorised targets.
You must not abuse the service to affect uptime mongers itself or other systems or services.
No claims may be made due to errors or malfunctions in the service. Aggregate annual liability is limited to the yearly subscription fee for the affected check.
Norwegian law and Norwegian courts have exclusive jurisdiction in all matters related to uptime mongers.

Refund policy

Full refunds may be requested within 14 days of payment.

Privacy policy

Most services collect as much data as possible. uptime mongers does the opposite and collects no personal data at all. Because no personal data is collected, uptime mongers does not provide email or pager alerts.

Contact information

uptime mongers is a service formally provided by Miazine Systems, a sole proprietorship registered in Norway with enterprise number NO924461098MVA and owned by Kirill Miazine.

Please send an email if you have any questions or concerns. You may also join the IRC channel.